I recently nominated myself for the BAD BLOGGER AWARD. Guess what? I won!!!!! With winning however, comes responsibility. I feel that I should share with you some tips on how you too, can become a BAD BLOGGER.
The number one, best overall tip that I can give you is to completely ignore your blog. I bet you have never thought of this one! Ignore the wonderful comments from the awesome people who take the time to look at your blog. Be sure not to read any other blogs also, and you will be on your way to winning.
There are many ways to avoid blogging: Playing with a cute kitten.
Feed some pigs. Notice my Pig Pen Pose? That took time to practice. An excellent excuse to avoid the computer.
Of course, hugging donkeys is an old standby. How could I possibly have gotten anything else done, when I have donkeys to hug?!?
Last but not least of my tips for today is the Need for Speed. Get a scooter. You simply couldn’t be expected to slow down with the open road calling. I’ve just scratched the surface with my ways of winning the BAD BLOGGER AWARD. I may be coming to you with more ideas in the future. In the meantime, please forgive me.