HOW TO BENCH-PRESS A DONKEY

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Step one:  Politely grasp the local donkey.  (The smaller the better.)

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Step two:  Gently lift donkey – remember :Bend at the knees!   Grunting in a lady-like manner seems to impress the crowd.   Of course, a crowd will gather!

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Step three: Display the donkey for the many many onlookers to gasp at.

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Ta Da!!  Enjoy your Feat of Wonder while the Donkey gently nips you on the shoulder.

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