Step one: Politely grasp the local donkey. (The smaller the better.)
Step two: Gently lift donkey – remember :Bend at the knees! Grunting in a lady-like manner seems to impress the crowd. Of course, a crowd will gather!
Step three: Display the donkey for the many many onlookers to gasp at.
Ta Da!! Enjoy your Feat of Wonder while the Donkey gently nips you on the shoulder.